meladoodle:

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

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thermonous:

“We grow. It hurts at first.”

— Sylvia Plath, from The Collected Poems; “Witch Burning,” c. October 1961
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purplebuddhaproject:

“Never be mean in anything. Never be false. Never be cruel.”

— Charles Dickens
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energizerbun-nay:

trying to spell necessary like

is this really nesseccessary

😂😂😂

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